Slow and steady? More like slow and savage. Meet your new favourite tee – the “Never Fast, Always Furious!” Sloth T-Shirt. Featuring the angriest (and slowest) creature in the jungle, this shirt is a hilarious twist on action-movie energy, brought to you by the world's least hurried animal. Perfect for anyone who moves at their own pace but doesn’t take crap from anyone. Whether you’re lounging hard or furiously procrastinating, this tee brings peak lazy rage in ultimate comfort.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a cheeky graphic print, it’s your go-to for maximum chill and minimum effort – just like a sloth would want it.
Wear it slow. Wear it proud. Stay furious.
Delivery time between 5-8 days.
Features:
Unisex heavy cotton tee, soft, durable & breathable for all-day comfort.
Classic fit with a crew neckline, perfect for any occasion.
Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton, certified for quality & sustainability.
