Galentine's Gifts for Mates Who Get It - Anti-Valentine's Day 2026
"Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is overrated, and your bestie knows it too."
Forget the chocolates and teddy bears. This Valentine's Day, celebrate the people who actually matter: your mates. Whether you're single, taken, or somewhere in between, Galentine's Day (13 February) is the perfect excuse to show your besties some love with gifts that'll actually make them laugh.
We've rounded up the best Anti-Valentine's and Galentine's Day shirts for women who'd rather have a laugh than a dozen roses.
What is Galentine's Day?
Galentine's Day falls on 13 February (the day before Valentine's Day) and is all about celebrating female friendship. Think brunch with the girls, bottomless mimosas, and gifts that say "you're my person" without the cringe.
It's the perfect day to ditch the romantic pressure and celebrate the women who've been there through breakups, bad dates, and everything in between.
Best Galentine's Day Shirts for Your Bestie
1. Off My Tits on Aperol Spritz T-Shirt
Perfect for the mate who lives for brunch and day drinking. This shirt screams "let's get tipsy at 11am and pretend we're in Italy."
Why she'll love it: It's bold, it's funny, and it's basically her personality on a shirt.
Pair it with: A bottle of Aperol and a brunch reservation.
2. This Senorita Needs a Margarita T-Shirt
For the friend who's always down for margs and bad decisions. Whether she's single, taken, or "it's complicated," this shirt is a mood.
Why she'll love it: It's the perfect excuse to skip Valentine's dinner and hit up your local Mexican restaurant instead.
Pair it with: Tequila, lime, and zero expectations.
3. I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine T-Shirt
For the sarcastic bestie who's "fine" but also needs a nap and a wine. This bright yellow tee is equal parts ironic and iconic.
Why she'll love it: It's self-aware, it's funny, and it's the perfect response to "how are you?"
Pair it with: Coffee, wine, or both.
4. Yeah Nah T-Shirt
The ultimate Aussie response to "do you want to go on a date?" Perfect for the mate who's over dating apps and just wants to hang with her girls.
Why she'll love it: It's peak Aussie humour and works for literally any situation.
Pair it with: A night in with the girls instead of a night out with randoms.
5. Not Here to F*ck Spiders T-Shirt
For the no-nonsense bestie who's here for a good time, not a long time. This Aussie slang classic is perfect for women who say what they mean.
Why she'll love it: It's bold, it's Aussie, and it's a conversation starter (or ender, depending on the vibe).
Pair it with: A girls' night out where you're definitely not here to waste time.
6. Hornbag T-Shirt - Kath & Kim
For the Kath & Kim-obsessed mate who quotes "look at moi" on the regular. This shirt is pure Fountain Lakes energy.
Why she'll love it: It's nostalgic, it's funny, and it's very noice, very unusual.
Pair it with: A Kath & Kim marathon and some Sauvignon Blanc Cardonnay.
Galentine's Day Gift Ideas: Beyond the Shirt
Want to go all out? Pair your shirt with:
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Brunch voucher
- Bottomless mimosas are non-negotiable
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Wine or cocktail kit
- Aperol Spritz or margarita supplies
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Spa day
- Because self-care > Valentine's care
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Girls' trip
- Weekend away with the besties
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Matching shirts
- Get one for yourself and one for your mate
FAQs: Anti-Valentine's & Galentine's Day
Q: When is Galentine's Day?
A: Galentine's Day is on 13 February 2026 (the day before Valentine's Day). It's the perfect excuse to celebrate your besties before the couples take over.
Q: What do you give for Galentine's Day?
A: Anything that celebrates friendship! Think funny shirts, wine, brunch dates, spa vouchers, or matching gifts. The key is to make it personal and fun - no boring flowers allowed.
Q: Can I celebrate Galentine's Day if I'm in a relationship?
A: Absolutely! Galentine's Day is about celebrating female friendship, not relationship status. Your partner can survive one night without you while you hang with your mates.
Q: What's the difference between Anti-Valentine's and Galentine's Day?
A: Galentine's Day (13 Feb) is specifically about celebrating female friendship. Anti-Valentine's Day (14 Feb) is for anyone who thinks Valentine's Day is overrated - singles, couples, or people who just want to skip the commercialised romance.
Q: Are these shirts only for single women?
A: Nope! These shirts are for anyone with a sense of humour. Whether you're single, taken, or "it's complicated," if you'd rather laugh than cry over Valentine's Day, these are for you.
Q: What size should I order?
A: Check our size chart on each product page. Our shirts are unisex sizing, so if you want a more fitted look, consider sizing down. When in doubt, go with your usual size for a relaxed fit.
Q: Can I return or exchange if the size is wrong?
A: We're a made-to-order store, so we don't accept returns for sizing issues. Please double-check the size chart before ordering! If there's a printing error or defect, we'll absolutely sort it out.
Q: Will my order arrive before Galentine's Day (13 Feb)?
A: Orders typically take 5-8 business days to arrive in Australia. If you order by 5 February, you should receive it in time for Galentine's Day. Need it faster? Email us at destination.anywhere.anytime@gmail.com.
Q: Can I buy these as a group gift?
A: Yes! If you're organising a Galentine's celebration, grab matching shirts for the whole crew. We offer free shipping on orders over $60 AUD, so stock up!
Q: Do you have gift wrapping?
A: We don't offer gift wrapping, but our shirts come in simple packaging that's easy to wrap yourself. Add a bottle of wine and a card, and you're sorted!
Why Anti-Valentine's Gifts Are the Best Gifts
Let's be honest: Valentine's Day can be a lot. Whether you're single and sick of the pressure, or in a relationship and over the commercialised nonsense, Anti-Valentine's Day is the perfect excuse to celebrate what actually matters - friendship, humour, and not taking yourself too seriously.
These shirts are for women who:
- Would rather have brunch with their besties than a fancy dinner for two
- Think Aperol Spritz > roses
- Know that "yeah nah" is a complete sentence
- Celebrate Galentine's Day harder than Valentine's Day
- Aren't here to f*ck spiders (or waste time on bad dates)
Shop the Full Anti-Valentine's Collection
Ready to skip the romance and celebrate your mates? Browse our full collection of funny Aussie shirts perfect for Galentine's Day, Anti-Valentine's Day, or any day you'd rather have a laugh.
Free shipping on orders over $60 AUD - stock up for the whole crew!
Final Thoughts: Galentine's > Valentine's
This Valentine's Day, ditch the pressure and celebrate the people who actually matter: your mates. Whether you're brunching, day drinking, or just having a laugh, these shirts are the perfect way to show your besties you get it.
Because at the end of the day, your friends are the ones who'll be there when the roses die and the chocolates are gone.
Happy Galentine's Day! 🍹💕