10 AFL Club T-Shirts and What Your Club Says About You

Are you even Aussie if you don't back an AFL club with unhinged loyalty and a wardrobe full of footy merch? Whether you bleed navy blue or live for a cheeky underdog win, there’s no better way to show your true colours than with an AFL t-shirt that screams: "I’m passionate, possibly delusional, and proud of it."

So, what does your club say about you? We’ve rounded up the top 10 AFL clubs — based on popularity and a little personal bias — and paired them with the perfect footy tee. All in good fun, of course. Unless you're a Collingwood fan… then we’re deadly serious.

1. Collingwood Magpies

T-Shirt: Collingwood Hot Pies t-shirt 
You Are: Loud, loyal, and very much not afraid to yell at the TV. You still talk about 2023 like it was yesterday. Probably owns a meat tray or two.
Most Likely To: Start a sentence with “Back in the Mick Malthouse days…”

2. Carlton Blues

T-Shirt: Carlton Blues t-shirt
You Are: You’ve known heartbreak, hope, and Harry McKay’s goal kicking.
Most Likely To: Say “this is our year” every year since 2000.

3. Richmond Tigers

T-Shirt: Yellow & Black Tigers T-shirt
You Are: Quiet confidence with a premiership-era swagger. Possibly owns a Dusty tattoo.
Most Likely To: Bring up 2017, 2019 and 2020 without being asked.

4. Essendon Bombers

T-Shirt: Essendon Bombers t-shirt
You Are: You believe. Always have. Always will. Even if it's been a while.
Most Likely To: Use the phrase “we’ve got young talent.”

5. Brisbane Lions

T-Shirt: Brisbane Lions t-shirt to celebrate 2024 Premiership
You Are: Lions in the streets, Fitzroy in the heart.
Most Likely To: Have a premiership playlist on Spotify.

6. Melbourne Demons

T-Shirt: Oh My Gawn Max Gawn t-shirt
You Are: Cultured, caffeinated, and likely to own a KeepCup.
Most Likely To: Brag about the MCC and 2021 in the same breath.

7. Western Bulldogs

T-Shirt: Doggies Western Bulldogs t-shirt
You Are: You still cry watching footage from 2016. And that’s okay.
Most Likely To: Refer to Marcus Bontempelli as “The Bont” like you went to school together.

8. Sydney Swans

T-Shirt: Sydney Swans Swannies t-shirt
You Are: Stylish, consistent, and not afraid of a long flight for a final.
Most Likely To: Refer to Buddy Franklin in present tense.

9. St Kilda Saints

T-Shirt: St Kilda Saints t-shirt
You Are: Long-suffering but strangely optimistic.
Most Likely To: Say “next year’s our year” unironically.

10. Geelong Cats

T-Shirt: Too old, too slow, too good t-shirt
You Are: Reliable, tidy, and always in the finals. You probably mow your own lawn and enjoy it.
Most Likely To: Mention “the dynasty” and Joel Selwood’s leadership at least once a week.

Final Whistle: Which AFL T-Shirt Are You Wearing This Season?

Whether you're repping the reigning premiers, clinging to club folklore, or just love a retro AFL vibe — we've got your torso sorted. Our AFL-inspired t-shirts are designed for diehards, fair-weather fans, and everyone in between. Perfect for Father’s Day gifts, birthday presents, or just shouting your footy love from the rooftops (or the nosebleeds).

Shop the full AFL T-Shirt Collection now.

🏉 AFL T-Shirt FAQs – Everything You Need to Know Before You Rep Your Club

1. What makes your AFL supporter t-shirts unique?
Our AFL fan t-shirts blend cheeky Aussie humour with classic footy pride. Designed by a small Aussie business, they’re not just team merch—they’re conversation starters. We use bold graphics, quality cotton, and original ideas to make sure your footy tee stands out from the crowd.

2. Which AFL teams do you have shirts for?
We stock fan-favourite clubs including Collingwood, Carlton, Richmond, Geelong Cats, Sydney Swans, Western Bulldogs, Brisbane Lions, St Kilda, and Essendon. 

3. What sizes are available for your AFL t-shirts?
Our unisex t-shirts are available in a wide range of sizes—from S to 2XL. We use a classic fit with a crew neckline that suits every body type. Check our size guide before checkout to get the best fit for game day.

4. Are your footy shirts good for gifts?
Absolutely! Our AFL-themed t-shirts are some of the best Aussie gift ideas for sports lovers. Whether it’s Father’s Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just to say "Go the Mighty Pies!", you’ll find something perfect for every footy fan.

5. When can I wear my AFL t-shirt?
These shirts are made for more than just the stadium. Here are some great occasions to wear them:

• Game day at the MCG, SCG, Marvel or the Gabba

• Backyard BBQs with your mates

• Sports-themed birthday parties

• AFL Grand Final viewing parties

• Casual Fridays at work (if your boss is a legend)

• Pub trivia nights or Aussie holidays like Australia Day

• Gifts for new fans or international mates getting into Aussie Rules

6. Are your AFL t-shirts officially licensed?
We’re an independent brand with a love of footy and a knack for satire. While our designs are inspired by AFL culture, they’re unofficial and made for fans who appreciate a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour.

7. How long does shipping take within Australia?
Shipping usually takes 5–8 business days depending on your location. All orders are printed locally and delivered with care by Aussie-based providers.

8. Do you offer AFL t-shirts for kids?
Right now our range is mostly adult unisex sizes, but kids’ sizes are on the radar! Let us know what team your little legend supports.