Collingwood Magpies "Everyone Hates Us, We Don't Care" MCG Swoop Tee
Collingwood Magpies "Everyone Hates Us, We Don't Care" MCG Swoop Tee
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"Everyone hates us, we don't care." — and that's exactly how Collingwood likes it.
It's Collingwood against the world. Always has been. This tee wears that siege mentality like a badge of honour — a swooping magpie looming over the MCG, the chant that's echoed through every rival's nightmare, and the unapologetic attitude that makes the Magpie Army unlike any other fanbase in the country.
Whether you're marching down Olympic Boulevard on game day, giving rival fans a knowing look at the pub, or just letting the world know where you stand — this is the tee for it.
Who It's For: Die-hard Collingwood supporters, Pies fans who wear the hatred as a compliment, anyone who's ever sung "everyone hates us" at full volume, and gift-givers who want something that'll make a Magpies tragic absolutely lose it.
Key Features:
- Bold "Everyone Hates Us, We Don't Care" slogan in a gritty, high-impact font
- Menacing swooping magpie set against the MCG silhouette
- Available in Charcoal and Black
- Premium 100% cotton, unisex fit
- Machine washable, built for seasons of wear
Specifications:
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Fit: Unisex
- Colours: Charcoal, Black
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Fast Australia-wide delivery — free shipping on orders over $60
Perfect Gift For: Collingwood members, MCG regulars, Pies fans who love winding up the opposition, Father's Day, birthdays, finals season, or anyone who bleeds black and white.
They can boo all they want. We've got premierships to win. Wear it loud, wear it proud. Go Pies! 🖤🤍
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.