Funny Christmas Party T-Shirt | Rude Christmas Tee

“Do not give me a drink no matter what I say.” Christmas party chaos, printed on cotton.

This Funny Christmas Party T-Shirt is for everyone who makes big promises before the drinks start and breaks all of them by dessert. It turns your pre-drink declarations into the running joke of the night, and the soft unisex cotton means you will happily wear it long after the leftovers are gone.

Pull it on for Friendmas, the work break-up or Christmas lunch and let the shirt do the talking. The medium-weight cotton keeps the feel classic and comfortable while the bold wording supplies the festive mischief.

Who It's For:

Christmas party regulars, bold pre-drink declarers and mates who supply the festive one-liners. Best suited to gatherings where everyone enjoys a laugh at your expense.

Key Features:

• Cheeky “Do not give me a drink no matter what I say” Christmas humour
• Unisex classic fit with crew neckline for a relaxed, timeless look
• Specially spun fibres for a smooth surface and sharp, vivid printing
• No side seams, so no itchy interruptions under the arms
• Taped shoulders for improved durability
• Tear-away label

Specifications:

• Fabric: 100% cotton, medium weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Fit: unisex classic fit, crew neckline, runs true to size
• Blank certified by Oeko-Tex; made from 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Perfect Gift For:

Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, Friendmas or the mate who insists they will only have one drink.

More Funny Christmas T-Shirts:

• Bin Chicken Christmas T-Shirt – an Aussie festive twist
• Festive as Fuck T-Shirt – for unapologetic Christmas party humour
• Do Not Give Me Cigarette Christmas Party T-Shirt – the matching party design

For laughs beyond the festive season, browse our Funny Australian T-Shirts collection.

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