Do Not Give Me Cigarette T-Shirt | Funny Ugly Christmas Party Tee

“Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say.”

The pre-emptive warning. The self-aware disclaimer. Your Christmas party outfit, doing the talking before you do. This Do Not Give Me Cigarette shirt turns a relatable night-out joke into a funny festive tee for mates who appreciate a little honesty.

Heading to an ugly shirt party or hunting for a funny Christmas party shirt? Skip the heavy Christmas sweater and wear a t-shirt instead. Pair it with your favourite casual outfit and let your mates enjoy the disclaimer.

Who It's For

Adult partygoers, Friendsmas regulars and anyone who knows a mate with a habit of changing their mind halfway through a night out. A cheeky choice for casual Christmas gatherings and gift exchanges where the joke will land.

Key Features

• Memorable slogan: “Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say.”
• Everyday comfort: Soft, breathable cotton fabric.
• Classic unisex fit: Crew neckline for relaxed party outfits.
• Five colour options: Black, Charcoal, Irish Green, Royal Blue and Forest Green.
• Printed to order: A festive tee made for your next silly-season outing.

Specifications

• Style: Printed t-shirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper
• Fit: Classic unisex, crew neckline
• Sizes: S–2XL
• Colours: Black, Charcoal, Irish Green, Royal Blue, Forest Green
• Care: Machine washable; follow the garment care label
• Check the size chart before ordering.

Perfect Gift For

Secret Santa, Kris Kringle, Friendsmas, pub catch-ups and mates with a self-aware sense of humour. Need more ideas? Read our guide to finding the perfect Kris Kringle gift under $50.

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• Karen's by Candlelight Ugly Xmas Tee
• Festive as Fuck T-Shirt

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Wear the warning. Choose your colour and size and add this funny Christmas tee to your cart.