"If You Know, You Know" — and if you've ever been that person at the end of the night making questionable decisions, this tee is calling your name. The Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say T-Shirt celebrates the chaotic brilliance of Aussie Christmas parties when self-awareness meets festive chaos in ugly Christmas knit style.
Perfect for mates with a cheeky sense of humour, office party legends, or anyone who appreciates the art of the pre-emptive warning. Whether you're hitting up the work Christmas do, pub catch-ups with the crew, or chaotic family gatherings where things always get interesting.
Key Features: Premium unisex heavy cotton • Soft, breathable fabric • Classic crew neck fit • Bold festive ugly knit print • Ethically made with 100% cotton • Fast delivery in 5–8 days
