Funny Ugly Xmas Party shirt - Do Not Give Me Cigarette Xmas Party tee
Funny Ugly Xmas Party shirt - Do Not Give Me Cigarette Xmas Party tee
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"If You Know, You Know" — and if you've ever been that person at the end of the night making questionable decisions, this tee is calling your name. The Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say T-Shirt celebrates the chaotic brilliance of Aussie Christmas parties when self-awareness meets festive chaos in ugly Christmas knit style.
Perfect for mates with a cheeky sense of humour, office party legends, or anyone who appreciates the art of the pre-emptive warning. Whether you're hitting up the work Christmas do, pub catch-ups with the crew, or chaotic family gatherings where things always get interesting.
Love festive humour? Check out our Karen's by Candlelight and Festive as Fuck Christmas party tees!
Key Features: Premium unisex heavy cotton • Soft, breathable fabric • Classic crew neck fit • Bold festive ugly knit print • Ethically made with 100% cotton • Fast delivery in 5–8 days
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.