Funny Ugly Xmas Party shirt - Do Not Give Me Cigarette Xmas Party tee

"Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say."

The pre-emptive warning. The self-aware disclaimer. The most honest thing anyone has ever printed on a Christmas tee.

If you've ever been that person at the end of the night making questionable decisions — or if you know someone who absolutely will be — this is the tee. Equal parts festive, chaotic, and deeply relatable. Wear it to the work Christmas party and watch your colleagues immediately understand everything about you.

Who it's for: Office party legends, mates with a cheeky sense of humour, anyone who appreciates the art of the pre-emptive warning, and every Aussie who's ever had a big Christmas night out. A brilliant Kris Kringle gift, Secret Santa pick, or just a treat for yourself before the silly season kicks off.

Key Features:

• Bold "Do Not Give Me Cigarette No Matter What I Say" ugly Christmas knit-style print
• Premium 100% US-grown cotton — soft, breathable, comfortable all night
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline, true to size
• Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
• Durable, fade-resistant print — machine washable
• Printed to order

Specifications:

• Material: 100% cotton • 180 g/m²
• Unisex sizing S–2XL
• Available in Black, Charcoal, Irish Green, Royal Blue & Forest Green
• Fast 5–8 day delivery Australia-wide

Perfect gift for: Kris Kringle, Secret Santa, office Christmas parties, work do's, pub catch-ups, and anyone who needs a festive disclaimer on their chest. Need more ideas? Check out our guide to finding the perfect Kris Kringle gift under $50.

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• Karen's by Candlelight Ugly Xmas Tee
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