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Festive as Fuck T-Shirt – Funny Christmas Party Tee

Festive as Fuck T-Shirt – Funny Christmas Party Tee

Regular price $32.00 AUD
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“Festive as Fuck!”

Christmas cheer, minus the polite filter. This Festive as Fuck t-shirt is for the mate who brings the laughs to Friendsmas and would rather wear a funny Christmas tee than an itchy festive jumper. Pair it with your favourite casual outfit and let the slogan break the ice.

Who It's For

Adults who enjoy sweary humour, Christmas party regulars, Friendsmas hosts and Secret Santa shoppers with a cheeky recipient in mind. Looking for a Festive AF shirt? This is the full-strength version, best worn where a little colourful language is welcome.

Key Features

  • Christmas humour: A festive statement for grown-ups who don't do subtle.
  • Soft fabric: Comfortable for casual celebrations.
  • Classic unisex fit: Easy to style for a relaxed party outfit.
  • Four colour options: White, Red, Forest Green and Graphite Heather.
  • Gift-worthy attitude: A fun choice for a friend who appreciates a sweary slogan.

Specifications

  • Fit: Classic unisex
  • Colours: White, Red, Forest Green, Graphite Heather
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
  • Care: Machine washable; follow the garment care label
  • Check the size chart before ordering.

Perfect Gift For

Friendsmas, adult Secret Santa and Kris Kringle exchanges, Christmas pub catch-ups and mates with an irreverent sense of humour. For workplace parties, make sure the crowd is happy with the language first.

More festive fun? Check out our Nice Balls Christmas T-Shirt, Do Not Give Me Cigarette Xmas Party Tee and Karen's by Candlelight Christmas Tee!

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?

Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.

Where does this ship from?

We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.

What is it made from?

A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.