Festive as Fuck T-Shirt – Funny Christmas Party Tee
Festive as Fuck T-Shirt – Funny Christmas Party Tee
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"Festive as F*ck!"
The ultimate Christmas party statement for those who celebrate the holidays with cheeky spirit and irreverent humour. This bold tee brings the laughs to any holiday gathering while keeping your festive cheer authentically sassy.
More festive fun? Check out our Do Not Give Me Cigarette Xmas Party Tee and Karen's by Candlelight Christmas Tee!
Who It's For
Christmas party enthusiasts, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle participants, Friendsmas and office party goers, holiday pub crawl legends, or anyone who loves their Christmas spirit with a side of attitude.
Key Features
- Bold "Festive as F*ck" statement design
- Premium soft cotton — comfortable all day and night
- Classic unisex fit
- Durable, fade-resistant print
- Available in White, Red, Forest Green, and Graphite Heather
- Ethically sourced
Specifications
- Material: Premium cotton
- Fit: Classic unisex
- Colours: White, Red, Forest Green, Graphite Heather
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Care: Machine washable
- Delivery: 5–8 days
Perfect Gift For
- Secret Santa and Kris Kringle exchanges
- Office Christmas parties and Friendsmas nights
- Anyone who celebrates Christmas with a sense of humour
- Birthdays, hens nights, or any occasion that calls for a laugh
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.