7 Father’s Day Unique Gifts for the Aussie Dad Who Has Everything
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Aussie, Funny, and Perfectly Unexpected Gift Ideas
Buying for a dad who reckons he’s already got everything? Whether he’s footy-mad, full of dad jokes, or just hard to buy for, these Father’s Day gift ideas are guaranteed to impress. We’re talking AFL t-shirts, stubby holders, and a whole lot of Aussie humour — all in one spot.
1. “Straight Outta Collingwood” AFL T-Shirt 🏉
For the loud and proud Magpies dad who bleeds black and white. This tee brings swagger, sarcasm, and supporter pride in one punchy design.
🦁 Not a Pies fan? Don’t worry — we’ve got AFL t-shirts for all clubs, including Brisbane, Carlton, Melbourne, and more.
2. Happy Gilmore Golf T-Shirt ⛳️
For the dad who loves the green almost as much as a good movie quote. This tee delivers that classic Sandler energy with a swing — perfect for golf tragics with a sense of humour.
3. “The Mad Katter” Bob Katter T-Shirt 🐊
Politics meets pure chaos. If your dad’s politically opinionated or just enjoys a laugh, this satirical Bob Katter tee will absolutely deliver.
4. “Onya Knackers” Stubby Holder 🍻
You couldn’t get more Aussie if you tried. This stubby holder is equal parts insult and compliment — and your dad will wear it like a badge of honour at every BBQ.
5. “Are You Looking at My Wiener?” Dog Joke Tee 🌭🐶
Perfect for the dog dad or pun king. This cheeky tee is a crowd-favourite — especially among sausage dog owners and lovers of terrible dad jokes.
6. “Not Today, Satan” Funny Tee 😈
A classic phrase delivered with bold type and devilish flair. Ideal for the dad who’s had enough of people’s nonsense — since approximately 1987.
7. “Happy as Larry” Aussie Slang Tee 🇦🇺
Because your dad is the human version of a sunny Sunday arvo. This laid-back Aussie slang shirt is retro, relaxed, and a whole vibe.
🎁 Wrap It Up with Aussie Humour
Skip the socks. Ditch the Bunnings voucher. These Father’s Day gifts are full of personality — and just the right amount of sass. Whether he’s yelling at the footy, walking the dog, or perfecting his golf swing, there’s something here to make him laugh (and wear with pride).
FAQs
Q: What are some unique Father’s Day gifts for the dad who has everything?
A: Unique Father’s Day gifts include funny AFL t-shirts, Aussie slang shirts like “Happy as Larry,” political satire tees such as “The Mad Katter,” cheeky stubby holders like “Onya Knackers,” and humorous dog lover shirts like “Are You Looking at My Wiener?” These are perfect for dads who love Aussie humour, footy, and a good laugh.
Q: Where can I buy funny Father’s Day t-shirts in Australia?
A: You can find a huge range of funny and novelty Father’s Day t-shirts at Destination Gifts. From AFL club shirts to retro pop culture, Aussie slang, and dark humour designs, there’s something for every dad.
Q: Do you sell AFL team t-shirts for Father’s Day?
A: Yes! We stock AFL supporter t-shirts for all major clubs including Collingwood, Brisbane Lions, Carlton, and more. They're a top Father’s Day gift for footy-loving dads. Check out our full AFL range online.
Q: What’s a good gift for a dad who loves beer and barbecues?
A: Our “Onya Knackers” stubby holder is the ultimate Aussie BBQ gift. Pair it with a funny tee for a gift pack that’s equal parts useful and hilarious.
Q: Are these t-shirts good for dog dads or dads who love puns?
A: Absolutely. Our “Are You Looking at My Wiener?” shirt is a hit with dog lovers and pun-loving dads alike. It’s cheeky, fun, and made from comfy cotton.
Q: Do you offer political or satire t-shirts for Father's Day?
A: Yes! Our “Mad Katter” Bob Katter tee is perfect for politically opinionated dads who enjoy bold, satirical humour. It’s one of our top novelty shirts.
Q: What’s the best gift for a dad who plays golf?
A: Our “Happy Gilmore” t-shirt is a hole-in-one for golf dads. Inspired by the cult classic film, it's great for laughs on and off the green.
Q: Can I find Aussie slang gifts for Father’s Day?
A: You sure can. From “Happy as Larry” tees to Aussie stubby holders, we’ve got a wide range of gifts that celebrate classic Australian humour and sayings.
Q: Do you ship Father’s Day gifts across Australia?
A: Yes, we ship Australia-wide with fast, reliable delivery. Order early to ensure your gift arrives before Father’s Day!
Q: What sizes are your t-shirts available in?
A: Our tees come in a wide range of unisex sizes, from Small to 2XL, so you can find the perfect fit for your dad, granddad, or stepdad.
Q: How long does shipping take for Father's Day orders?
A: Most orders ship within 3–5 business days. We recommend placing your Father’s Day order at least 7–10 days in advance to ensure on-time delivery.