Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting T-Shirt | Funny Music Gift Australia
Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting T-Shirt | Funny Music Gift Australia
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"Surely not everyone was Kung Fu fighting."
The logical question every pedant asks when Carl Douglas's 1974 disco classic comes on. Statistically speaking, at least a few people were probably just standing around watching. Maybe getting a snack. Definitely not fighting.
This is the tee for over-thinkers, music nerds, and anyone who's ever questioned a sweeping generalisation in a song lyric. Wear it to a trivia night, a karate class, or anywhere you want to start a conversation with exactly the right kind of person.
Who it's for:
Music lovers with a sense of humour, retro disco fans, martial arts enthusiasts, over-thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a good pedantic joke. A funny gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or anyone who takes song lyrics too literally.
Features:
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, comfortable all day
- Bold "Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting" design, printed to last
- Classic unisex fit — available in Light Blue, Sand, Sport Grey, and White
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Ships Australia-wide with fast delivery (5–8 days)
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Perfect gift for: Music trivia nerds, martial arts students, 70s nostalgia fans, comedy lovers, and anyone who's ever said "well, actually" to a song.
Everybody was not Kung Fu fighting. Probably.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.