Never Fast Always Furious Funny Retro Sloth Cartoon T-shirt
Never Fast Always Furious Funny Retro Sloth Cartoon T-shirt
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- Australian Designed
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"Never fast, always furious."
The angriest (and slowest) creature in the jungle brings peak lazy rage energy. Moving at your own pace while maintaining maximum attitude — because being slow doesn't mean you're not fierce.
Whether you're a procrastinator who refuses to apologise, a slow-living advocate, or just someone who relates deeply to sloth energy — this tee gets it.
Who it's for:
- Procrastinators who refuse to apologise
- Slow-living advocates and lazy Sunday champions
- Animal lovers with a sense of humour
- Introverts who move at their own pace but don't take crap from anyone
- Fans of our other animal meme tees: Off to Commit Tomfoolery, Zero Fox Given, or On My Way to a Nervous Breakdown
- Browse our full Funny Australian T-Shirts collection
Key features:
- Bold "Never Fast, Always Furious" retro angry sloth design
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, comfortable, all-day wear
- Unisex classic fit
- Available in White, Light Blue, Light Pink, and Sand
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Lightweight 0.1kg — easy to post as a gift
Perfect gift for:
- Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or just because
- The mate who's always last to arrive and completely unbothered about it
- Anyone embracing their inner sloth
Looking for more funny gift ideas? Browse our Best Aussie Gifts guide or our gifts for people who hate generic presents.
Specifications:
- Material: 100% cotton
- Fit: Unisex classic fit
- Weight: 0.1kg
- Care: Machine washable
- Delivery: 5–8 days Australia-wide
Stay slow. Stay furious.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.