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Merry Christmas Fuckers T-Shirt – Retro Santa Christmas Tee

Merry Christmas Fuckers T-Shirt – Retro Santa Christmas Tee

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“Forget the silent night. Santa's got something to say.”

The Merry Christmas Fuckers T-Shirt pairs a retro-inspired Santa design with a festive greeting that's definitely not going on the office Christmas card. Australian-designed by Destination Gifts, this cheeky Christmas tee is for anyone who likes their festive celebrations with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Pull it on for a Christmas party, a family BBQ with the right crowd or a festive catch-up with mates. Let Santa handle the greeting while you get on with the celebrations. Just check the guest list first: this one's for people who enjoy a swear word with their Christmas cheer.

Who it's for

Christmas-party regulars, lovers of retro Santa designs and anyone who prefers a rude festive joke to matching family pyjamas. A playful pick for friends and family who don't take Christmas too seriously.

Key features

  • Retro-inspired Santa design with the “Merry Christmas Fuckers” message.
  • A bold alternative to a traditional Christmas tee.
  • Six colour options: Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black and Forest Green.
  • Sizes S–2XL.
  • Australian-designed by Destination Gifts.

Specifications

  • Product: printed Christmas T-shirt.
  • Design: retro-inspired Santa with a cheeky festive slogan.
  • Colours: Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black and Forest Green.
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL and 2XL.

Perfect gift for

  • Mates with a wicked sense of humour.
  • Secret Santa exchanges where rude gifts are welcome.
  • Friends and family who love a sarcastic Christmas greeting.
  • Anyone planning a festive party outfit with a little attitude.

Warning: Not suitable for the easily offended or anyone determined to stay on Santa's nice list!

More cheeky Christmas shirts

Keep the festive attitude going with our Festive as Fuck Cat T-Shirt or try another Santa slogan with the Big Nick Energy Santa T-Shirt. Browse our full Christmas Gift T-Shirts collection for more festive mischief.

Give the polite Christmas greetings a year off. Choose your colour and size and let retro Santa say the rest.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?

Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.

Where does this ship from?

We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.

What is it made from?

A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.