I Survived The Kennett Curse T-Shirt — Hawthorn Hawks Footy Fan Tee
I Survived The Kennett Curse T-Shirt — Hawthorn Hawks Footy Fan Tee
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"Some Hawks fans pray to the footy gods. Others just wear the proof."
The Kennett Curse. A superstition so powerful that even mentioning it made grown men wince. Whether you believe former president Jeff Kennett jinxed the Hawks or just blame the footy gods — if you've lived through the lows and still turned up, you've earned the right to wear this tee.
A tongue-in-cheek tribute to every Hawthorn supporter who's been along for the ride — the premierships, the heartbreaks, and everything in between. Bold, retro-inspired design made for game day, wearing to the pub, or just proudly flying the brown and gold.
Perfect for:
- Hawthorn Hawks diehards with a sense of humour
- Anyone who lived through the Kennett era and came out the other side
- Footy fans who love a good AFL superstition
- Game day, finals parties, birthdays, and Christmas gifts
- The Hawks supporter who has seen too much to be surprised anymore
Key Features:
- Bold "I Survived The Kennett Curse" retro design, printed to last
- Premium 100% US-grown cotton — soft, breathable, 180 g/m²
- Classic unisex crew neck fit with tear-away label
- Available in Daisy, Sand, Sport Grey & White
- Ethically made and machine washable
Specifications:
- Material: 100% cotton (US-grown) • 180 g/m²
- Fit: Classic unisex crew neck
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Colours: Daisy, Sand, Sport Grey, White
- Delivery: 5–8 business days Australia-wide
Perfect gift for: Hawthorn Hawks fans, AFL supporters with a sense of humour, footy finals, birthdays, Christmas, or anyone who claims they survived the Kennett Curse.
Free shipping on orders over $60. Add to cart and wear your survival with pride!
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.