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I Bought My Car Before Elon Went Crazy T-Shirt | As Worn by Todd Sampson on Gruen

I Bought My Car Before Elon Went Crazy T-Shirt | As Worn by Todd Sampson on Gruen

Regular price $32.00 AUD
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For Tesla owners with complicated feelings. The "I Bought My Car Before Elon Went Crazy" tee became an instant conversation starter after being worn by Todd Sampson on ABC's Gruen equal parts political satire and peak Aussie humour.

Whether you're a long-time EV fan, a reluctant billionaire apologist, or just here for the laughs, this tee delivers awkward-energy humour in one clean design. Guaranteed to get comments at the pub, café or charging station.

Love Todd Sampson? Complete your Gruen collection with our So Over It tee, the Mind Over Matter tee, and the Resist Fascism tee!

Delivery time between 5–8 days.

Features:

  • Unisex heavy cotton tee, soft, durable & breathable for all-day comfort.
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline, perfect for any occasion.
  • Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
  • Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton, certified for quality & sustainability.
  • Available in Black, Navy and Antique Irish Green — sizes S to 2XL.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?

Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.

Where does this ship from?

We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.

What is it made from?

A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.