Functioning Purely Out of Spite T-Shirt
Functioning Purely Out of Spite T-Shirt
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- Australian Designed
- Free Shipping Over $60 AUD
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"Some days, motivation is overrated. Spite, however, is eternal."
You don't need inspiration. You don't need a five-year plan. You just need the unshakeable determination to prove every single doubter wrong — and maybe a strong coffee. The Functioning Purely Out of Spite T-Shirt is for anyone powering through work, life, parenting, or whatever else the universe is throwing at them right now, purely on the energy of stubbornness.
Bold, relatable, and just the right amount of petty — this is the tee for people who refuse to quit, not because they're thriving, but because giving up would mean they win.
Perfect for:
- Chronic overthinkers surviving on caffeine
- Tired parents who have seen things
- Office survivors holding it together by a thread
- Anyone powered by stubbornness and the need to prove doubters wrong
- People who consider spite a legitimate personality trait
Key Features:
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and wash-resistant
- Classic unisex fit — runs true to size
- Bold "Functioning Purely Out of Spite" slogan print
- Durable direct-to-garment print that lasts
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Specifications:
- Material: 100% US-grown cotton
- Weight: 180 g/m²
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Delivery: 5–8 business days Australia-wide
Perfect gift for: Anyone who's ever held it together through sheer force of will — birthdays, Christmas, work farewells, or just because they deserve it.
Free shipping on orders over $60. Order now and let the spite fuel your wardrobe.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.