FLOG T-Shirt – Funny Australian Slang Tee
FLOG T-Shirt – Funny Australian Slang Tee
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FLOG.
One word. No explanation necessary.
A bold, unapologetically Aussie tee for anyone who knows that sometimes a single word says it all. Whether it's aimed at your mate who's being an absolute flog, someone who's cut you off in traffic, or just a bloke who desperately needs to pull his head in — this shirt does the talking for you.
Maximum Australian attitude. Minimum effort.
Who It's For: Mates, brothers, dads, anyone who's ever had to deal with a genuine flog, and everyone who appreciates a well-placed piece of Aussie vocabulary.
Key Features:
- Bold oversized "FLOG" graphic — gets the message across instantly
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, classic fit
- Available in Black, Charcoal, Navy, and Red
- Classic unisex crew neck — true to size
- Machine washable
Specifications: 100% cotton | Sizes S–2XL | Ships in 5–8 days Australia-wide
Perfect Gift For: Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, Secret Santa, BBQs, footy days, the pub, and anyone who's ever had to smile politely at an absolute flog.
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FLOG. Wear it. Mean it.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.