{"product_id":"never-fast-always-furious-t-shirt","title":"Never Fast Always Furious Funny Retro Sloth Cartoon T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Never fast, always furious.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe angriest (and slowest) creature in the jungle brings peak lazy rage energy. 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