{"product_id":"muppet-t-shirt","title":"Muppet T-Shirt – Classic Aussie Insult","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You absolute muppet.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA timeless bit of Aussie banter for anyone who's ever done something a little bit stupid. \"Muppet\" is the perfect Australian insult - cheeky, harmless and usually delivered with a laugh. Whether you're calling out a mate, admitting you've had a shocker, or just embracing your inner muppet, this tee says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove Aussie insults and slang tees? 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Browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/australiana\" title=\"Australiana and Aussie Slang Collection\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustraliana \u0026amp; Aussie Slang collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho It's For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The mate who's always having a shocker, the self-aware larrikin who owns their mistakes, Aussie slang lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good-natured ribbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Aussie insult print — instantly recognisable to any Australian\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton — soft, breathable, comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit — sizes S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 5 colours: Black, Charcoal, Navy, Red, Royal Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label — no scratchy tags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in Australia by local print partners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic unisex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivery: 5–8 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, Australia Day, Aussie expats, tourists, or the mate who's always doing something bloody ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWant to brush up on your Aussie lingo? Read our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/aussie-slang-guide-words-every-aussie-knows\" title=\"Aussie Slang Dictionary 2026\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAussie Slang Dictionary 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/10-aussie-slang-terms-every-tourist-should-know-and-wear\" title=\"10 Aussie Slang Terms Every Tourist Should Know\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10 Aussie Slang Terms Every Tourist Should Know\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChuck it in the cart — you know exactly who this is for. 😄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Destination Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51461694554358,"sku":"15329386061635296439","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51461694718198,"sku":"16213616080865841359","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51461694882038,"sku":"47445780819069146203","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51461695045878,"sku":"97901650334202922881","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51461695209718,"sku":"21726709292956873402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":51461694423286,"sku":"26374223564263804588","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":51461694587126,"sku":"34057009652871102416","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":51461694750966,"sku":"17038703452199089025","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":51461694914806,"sku":"17375279610058385727","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51461695078646,"sku":"27671631376419580721","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51461694456054,"sku":"31681387262991819502","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51461694619894,"sku":"27517476555189382473","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51461694783734,"sku":"19125336097596167951","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51461694947574,"sku":"29581637875977032910","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51461695111414,"sku":"13921903760254031813","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":51461694488822,"sku":"15532313706958996660","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":51461694652662,"sku":"13781614745548909168","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":51461694816502,"sku":"24171748588976094448","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":51461694980342,"sku":"25282733632742445082","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":51461695144182,"sku":"73452007559090689587","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":51461694521590,"sku":"12999661317719271035","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":51461694685430,"sku":"10964627793981691346","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":51461694849270,"sku":"33062272234152539684","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":51461695013110,"sku":"22733366340817535490","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51461695176950,"sku":"16816035362791472432","price":32.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/1625\/5478\/files\/Muppet_black_t-shirt.jpg?v=1786622240","url":"https:\/\/destinationgifts.au\/products\/muppet-t-shirt","provider":"Destination Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}