{"product_id":"merry-christmas-fuckers-t-shirt","title":"Merry Christmas Fuckers T-Shirt – Retro Santa Christmas Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Forget the silent night. Santa's got something to say.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMerry Christmas Fuckers T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs a retro-inspired Santa design with a festive greeting that's definitely not going on the office Christmas card. Australian-designed by Destination Gifts, this cheeky Christmas tee is for anyone who likes their festive celebrations with a healthy dose of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePull it on for a Christmas party, a family BBQ with the right crowd or a festive catch-up with mates. Let Santa handle the greeting while you get on with the celebrations. Just check the guest list first: this one's for people who enjoy a swear word with their Christmas cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas-party regulars, lovers of retro Santa designs and anyone who prefers a rude festive joke to matching family pyjamas. A playful pick for friends and family who don't take Christmas too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro-inspired Santa design with the “Merry Christmas Fuckers” message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bold alternative to a traditional Christmas tee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix colour options: Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black and Forest Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–2XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAustralian-designed by Destination Gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: printed Christmas T-shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: retro-inspired Santa with a cheeky festive slogan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black and Forest Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL and 2XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect gift for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMates with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa exchanges where rude gifts are welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends and family who love a sarcastic Christmas greeting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone planning a festive party outfit with a little attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not suitable for the easily offended or anyone determined to stay on Santa's nice list!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMore cheeky Christmas shirts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep the festive attitude going with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/festive-as-fuck-cat-t-shirt\"\u003eFestive as Fuck Cat T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e or try another Santa slogan with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/big-nick-energy-santa-t-shirt\"\u003eBig Nick Energy Santa T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e. Browse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-gift-t-shirts\"\u003eChristmas Gift T-Shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more festive mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive the polite Christmas greetings a year off. 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