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The medium-weight cotton keeps the feel classic and comfortable while the bold wording supplies the festive mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho It's For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas party regulars, bold pre-drink declarers and mates who supply the festive one-liners. Best suited to gatherings where everyone enjoys a laugh at your expense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky “Do not give me a drink no matter what I say” Christmas humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit with crew neckline for a relaxed, timeless look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecially spun fibres for a smooth surface and sharp, vivid printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo side seams, so no itchy interruptions under the arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped shoulders for improved durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% cotton, medium weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: unisex classic fit, crew neckline, runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank certified by Oeko-Tex; made from 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecret Santa, Kris Kringle, Friendmas or the mate who insists they will only have one drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore Funny Christmas T-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bin-chicken-christmas-t-shirt\"\u003eBin Chicken Christmas T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e – an Aussie festive twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/festive-as-fuck-t-shirt\"\u003eFestive as Fuck T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e – for unapologetic Christmas party humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-ugly-xmas-party-shirt-do-not-give-me-cigarette-tee\"\u003eDo Not Give Me Cigarette Christmas Party T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e – the matching party design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor laughs beyond the festive season, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Australian T-Shirts collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet the joke sorted before the first glass is poured. 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