Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinking - Vintage Aussie Slang Gift

Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinking! The longest, most ridiculously specific way to say you're busy. This vintage Aussie expression is so wordy it's actually funny.

Perfect for Australians who love classic slang, anyone who appreciates the absurdity of comparing being busy to a thirsty lizard, or gift-givers looking for uniquely Australian humour.

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Perfect For:
Aussie slang fans, Australia Day celebrations, expat gifts, vintage humour lovers, casual wear, gifting fellow Australians, tourists wanting authentic Aussie culture.

Why You'll Love It:
• Classic vintage Aussie expression
• So long it's funny - 6 words to say 'busy'
• Premium 100% cotton for comfort
• Unisex fit for all slang enthusiasts
• Machine washable, ethically sourced
• Ships in 5-8 days

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