Erin Patterson Cooking School T-Shirt – Satirical Mushroom Cook Tee
Erin Patterson Cooking School T-Shirt – Satirical Mushroom Cook Tee
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Add a dash of dark humour to your wardrobe with our "Erin Patterson Cooking School" T-Shirt – the ultimate tongue-in-cheek tribute to the most infamous mushroom cook in Aussie suburbia. Featuring a classic funny-style logo, this tee serves up satire hotter than a slow-cooked beef wellington (with a side of mystery mushrooms).
Whether you're a true crime tragic, a fan of questionable casseroles, or just love an outrageous Aussie in-joke, this shirt is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations.
Love dark humor? Complete your Erin Patterson collection with our Bon Appétit classic, Succulent Mushroom Meal satire, and Shiitake Happens pun tee! Browse our full Topical & Political Satire collection for more controversial statement shirts.
Delivery time between 5-8 days.
Features:
- Unisex heavy cotton tee, soft, durable & breathable for all-day comfort.
- Classic fit with a crew neckline, perfect for any occasion.
- Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
- Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton, certified for quality & sustainability.
Looking for other dark funny t-shirts. Read our blog on Funny Dark Humour t-shirt - Viral Aussie Moments and find the perfect tee
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.