Eat a Bag of Dicks T-Shirt - Funny Aussie Slang Gift
Eat a Bag of Dicks T-Shirt - Funny Aussie Slang Gift
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- Australian Designed
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"Fair dinkum Aussie humour at its finest."
Get a taste of authentic Australian humour with our "Eat a Bag of Dicks" t-shirt. This witty design showcases the charm of Aussie slang at its most unapologetic. Perfect for pub crawls, housewarmings, or making your mates laugh with peak Australian energy and zero filter.
Who This Is For
Anyone with a sense of humour, a mate who needs telling, or someone shopping for a gag gift that'll actually get a laugh. Ideal for birthdays, bucks nights, Secret Santa, or just because.
Key Features
- Bold Aussie slang design
- Premium cotton — classic unisex fit
- Available in Black, Charcoal, Red & Royal Blue
- Sizes S–2XL
- Ships in 5–8 days Australia-wide
Love Aussie slang? Check out our Not Here to F*ck Spiders classic, Yeah Nah tee, and She'll Be Right shirt! Browse our Aussie Slang collection.
Stand out and embrace the Down Under spirit!
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.