Eat a Bag of Dicks T-Shirt - Funny Aussie Slang Gift
Eat a Bag of Dicks T-Shirt - Funny Aussie Slang Gift
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"Eat a bag of dicks."
Sometimes words fail you. Sometimes they don't. This is for the times they really, really don't.
The ultimate Aussie gag gift for the mate who needs telling, the Secret Santa recipient who'll actually laugh, or anyone who appreciates humour with absolutely zero filter. Peak Australian energy. No apologies.
Who This Is For: Anyone with a sense of humour, a mate who needs telling, or someone shopping for a gag gift that'll actually get a laugh. Ideal for birthdays, bucks nights, Secret Santa, housewarmings, or just because.
Key Features:
- Bold Aussie slang design, printed to last
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, classic unisex fit, machine washable
- 4 colours: Black, Charcoal, Red, Royal Blue
- Sizes S–2XL, printed in Australia. Free shipping over $60.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.
Where does this ship from?
We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.
What is it made from?
A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.