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Cash Cow T-Shirt | Todd Sampson Gruen Funny Gift Australia

Cash Cow T-Shirt | Todd Sampson Gruen Funny Gift Australia

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"Cash Cow."

Turn heads like Todd Sampson on Gruen.

This cheeky tee features a playful cow graphic and a nod to one of Australian television's sharpest minds. If you know your Gruen from your Gruen Transfer, your pitch from your panel, and your Todd Sampson from your Russel Howcroft — this one's for you. Wear it and let your wardrobe do the talking.

It's the kind of shirt that gets an immediate reaction from exactly the right kind of person. And a blank stare from everyone else. Which is also fine.

Who it's for:
Fans of Gruen, advertising nerds, clever wordplay enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a tee that rewards the people who get it. A funny Australian gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or the media and marketing person in your life.

Features:

  • Premium 100% US-grown cotton — soft, breathable, comfortable all day
  • Bold "Cash Cow" graphic design, printed to last
  • Classic unisex fit — available in Black, Charcoal, Irish Green, Navy, and Royal Blue
  • Sizes S to 2XL
  • Ships Australia-wide with fast delivery (5–8 days)

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Perfect gift for: Advertising and media professionals, Gruen fans, clever wordplay lovers, birthdays, and Secret Santa for the sharpest person in the room.

Wear it. Let your wardrobe do the talking.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?

Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.

Where does this ship from?

We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.

What is it made from?

A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.