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Beware of Drop Bears T-Shirt | Funny Australian Koala Warning Tee

Beware of Drop Bears T-Shirt | Funny Australian Koala Warning Tee

Regular price $32.00 AUD
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"Watch out for drop bears, mate!"

Every Aussie knows the legendary drop bear — that mythical koala cousin that supposedly drops from gum trees to surprise unsuspecting tourists. This hilarious Drop Bear t-shirt celebrates one of Australia's greatest pranks on the rest of the world. Whether you're winding up international visitors or just love a classic piece of local folklore, this tee is the ultimate statement piece.

For the uninitiated: drop bears are a fictional predatory version of the koala, invented by Australians to terrify tourists. They are not real. Probably.

Who It's For:

  • Tourists visiting Australia who want authentic Australiana humour
  • Aussies who love a good laugh and classic bush folklore
  • Anyone who appreciates uniquely Australian comedy
  • Gift-givers looking for funny Australian souvenirs

Key Features:

  • Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, ethically sourced
  • Bold drop bear warning sign design
  • Classic unisex crew neck fit, machine washable
  • Available in White, Black, Sport Grey & Light Blue — sizes S to 2XL

Perfect Gift For: Tourists, expats, Aussies with a sense of humour, and anyone who has ever successfully convinced a foreigner that drop bears are real.

Delivery: 5–8 business days Australia-wide. Free shipping on orders over $60.

The drop bear is real. Probably. Order yours today.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?

Our unisex tees are available in sizes S to 2XL. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up. Check our size guide for exact measurements.

Where does this ship from?

We print in Brisbane and Melbourne for Australian orders, with printers in the UK, Europe, and USA for fast local delivery in those markets.

What is it made from?

A quality 100% cotton tee that's soft, breathable, and built to last. Some styles are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, the print won't crack or fade — wash after wash.